Home
Random Useless Knowledge [entries|archive|friends|userinfo]
curiosity incarnate

[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ]
[ archive | journal archive ]

867-5309 [Feb. 2nd, 2009|03:24 pm]
[mood | calm]

The man who owns 867-5309 in New York is selling the phone number on eBay. The bidding is pretty steep - the top bid has gone up from $5,000 to $34,655 today.

My favorite part of the story:  a girl in NYC gave out that number at bars to guys that she didn't like.  She was curious about who was on the receiving end of all these calls, so she called it.  The guy who owns the number actually answered.  Based on how often he was getting calls for her, he figured she was pretty cute, and asked her out.

link2 comments|post comment

fun music quiz [May. 14th, 2008|03:01 pm]
[mood | mellow]
[music |Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner - Warren Zevon]

Fun music quiz, in which the words of songs are listed alphabetically. It's really focused on classics and classic rock. How many can you get?

My results:
# correct: 19
# that I slapped my forehead because I should have known: 24
# that I guessed based on a couple of lines and it was wrong: 2
# that I couldn't have gotten no matter how long I waited: 5
linkpost comment

whiners [May. 8th, 2008|02:08 pm]
[mood |careful]
[music |Greatest Man In America - Moxy Fruvous]

I liked this!


(Blatantly stolen from BoardGameGeek.)
linkpost comment

pot candy [May. 7th, 2008|10:00 am]
[mood | giggly]
[music |telecon...]

Georgia retailers soon will be banned from selling candy flavored to taste like marijuana to children.

The bill's sponsor: Senator Doug Stoner.
linkpost comment

los angeles [May. 5th, 2008|08:40 am]
[mood | happy]
[music |Many Rivers to Cross - Blind Boys of Alabama]

Here's why life in LA is fantastic.

Over the weekend, a drunk driver ended up going the wrong way in the carpool lane of the 110 freeway at 2am. He crashes into the divider and flips his car, but he's not hurt. So he flags down a passing car to ask for help. They decide not to help him, probably because he was, well, drunk and belligerent. He's pissed, so he takes a swing at one of the guys in the car.

So they shot him.

Twice.

(In the shoulder.) He's recovering in the hospital and being charged with drunk driving. They sped off and haven't been found.

Man, I love news cycles like this!
linkpost comment

List of Three [Jun. 27th, 2007|09:20 pm]
[mood | thoughtful]
[music |You and I Both - Jason Mraz]

1) A garbage can, freshly filled with weeds I just pulled.
2) Persevering through adversity and uncertainty while installing a new computer program.
3) Wet kitten noses.
linkpost comment

3 reasons to be happy - 6/25/07 [Jun. 25th, 2007|10:48 pm]
[mood | calm]
[music |Shame On You - Indigo Girls]

Inspired by The Happiness Project, I'm making a conscious effort to list three things each day that make me happy. I believe that the process of writing good things down will help me focus on all the good stuff that's happening around me that I might not otherwise notice. Plus, according to Stumbling Upon Happiness, people don't remember an experience itself; instead they remember stories about the experience. By consciously focusing on the good things that happened today, I can make my future self feel happier about how today went.

Today
1) My shoulder and knees are healthy enough that I can play volleyball at a level where I'm competitive.
2) I found a new set of 5-star songs for my iPod: Shame on You by Indigo Girls, Shasta by Vienna Teng, and Relax (Take It Easy) by Mika.
3) Cleaner rooms make me happy, and the process of putting things away is calming.

Yesterday
1) Playing games with friends (Settlers of Catan with old college friends).
2) Having time on a plane to write, listen to music, watch movies, think deep.
3) A fiancee that loves me and wants to be with me, even when she can't.
linkpost comment

dancing with stars, season 4, week 3 [Apr. 6th, 2007|01:47 pm]
[mood | calm]
[music |Bathwater - No Doubt]

On the positive side, Leeza's partner is choreographing things that she can actually do. So I'll give her bonus points for that, right before I kick her off for boring me to tears.

The other thing that I'd been waiting impatiently for was Maxim's first "I broke the rules and I'm so sorry and it'll never happen again" choreography. Every season he gets one warning and one stern talking-to (the "this time we're serious!" talk). In this season, I'm impressed that the former happened even before the second contestant was booted off. At this rate, he'll have his moment of "screw it, I know we were supposed to dance the foxtrot, but I decided the jive was better" right about week 7.

I was happy to see Barbie and Ken go. As far as dancing ability, she wasn't the worst. But she wasn't going to win either, and I'd rather keep someone who scores a little lower on the "how much do I want to throw something at the TV so I don't have to watch this anymore" scale.

Chia noticed that during interviews, Samantha Harris asks questions of all the professional dancers except the 18 year old. So now I have to imagine her interviews in my head, and it's not nearly as funny as listening to her in real life. She talks like a valley girl! I love hearing her say, "Oh my god!"

As for next week, I'm ready for Clyde and Billy Ray to go, so I hope they're the bottom two. Clyde just looks uncomfortable and unhappy, and over the last few weeks Billy Ray's self-deprecation has turned into self-denial and maybe even self-loathing. So that's my prediction. Well, either that, or America will keep voting off women until it's just Laila Ali and the six guys, and then they'll vote celebrities off from highest-pitched to lowest-pitched voice. It's nice to know that Laila would still be top two.
linkpost comment

dancing with stars, season 4, week 1 [Mar. 21st, 2007|03:01 pm]
[mood | calm]
[music |Code Monkey - Jonathan Coulton]

I was expecting Heather Mills to be evil, but instead she was just annoying. She seemed more uncomfortable on TV than anyone else there, so I'm hoping she leaves soon. Chia and I couldn't stop making puns about how we hoped she got "kicked" off early, or she gets the "boot." Anj thinks we're going to hell. She's probably right.

I thought Paulina was way funnier than I thought she was. (I know that sentence makes no sense.) I'd like her to stick around a while just because she's self-deprecating and entertaining.

I can't wait until Miss USA goes, because I can't stand the professional she got. If I have to listen to him say how hot he is one more time, I swear I'm going to throw a shoe at the TV. "Watch how hot I am when I show you how to dance. Just put your hands right here on my hot, hot ass and follow me."

I've got a soft spot in my heart for Cliff Clavin, and I'm hoping he lasts long enough to start throwing props into his act, a la Jerry Springer and Mr. Super Tan Man (whose name escapes me). I want him to dress up in his postal outfit with white socks and black shoes. I'd vote for him 11 times. I might even get another email address so I could vote for him an extra 11 times. I love Cliff Clavin.

I think Steve Sanders and Joey FatOne are definitely the male favorites, with Apolo Anton OhNo as a dark horse. Among the women, the only one that stood out for me was Laila Ali. She can beat the crap out of me any day of the week, and twice on Sundays. Wow.

I think that Leeza and Billy Ray will be in the bottom two, and Billy Ray goes. After all, what's the point of having 6 guys and 5 girls if you're not even going to rig the voting so one of the guys has to leave first?!?

I was trying to find odds for each of the couples, but I couldn't find any for this season. Anyone know where I can find odds on DWTS at a reputable website for illegal betting?
link2 comments|post comment

cell phone minutes [Jul. 25th, 2006|05:40 pm]
[mood | loved]

Every time I complete a cell call and see the duration was, say, 7:58 instead of 8:02, I do a little happy dance because I saved a minute to use later.
linkpost comment

links full o' links [May. 26th, 2006|03:56 pm]
[mood | happy]

Recent links from Alan and others:

How to hit a baseball, but not the way your coach taught you (and also why humans make poor umpires).

Why men are dumber than women (i.e. looking at beautiful women makes men lose rational decsion-making capability).

US county maps for a variety of religions, plus a map of the largest religious group in each county.

Everything you always wanted to know about New Coke. (Okay, probably more than you wanted to know.)

An argument that tangentially illustrates why I think standardized tests aren't a good thing.
linkpost comment

invisibility [May. 26th, 2006|08:16 am]
[mood | loved]

In a conversation about superpowers, someone once asked me whether I'd rather be able to fly or be able to be invisible. I remember thinking that it would be cooler to fly because you could share it with someone. Let's say you were hanging out with your wife or girlfriend and all of a sudden you exercised your power and became invisible. She's still just sitting there, all visible and stuff, and probably bored and annoyed. But if you could fly, then you could pick her up and take her with you, and you could share the experience of flying with someone.

(If you were especially motivated, you could even show her love at the same time. =)

After reading this article, I'm even more convinced that I'd want to fly. If everyone can be invisible, then being the only one who could fly would definitely be cooler.
link1 comment|post comment

bad news and good news for penguins [Apr. 8th, 2006|08:12 pm]
[mood | anxious]
[music |Hallelujah - Rufus Wainwright]

There's an entire article in this month's Mental Floss" magazine about penguins and the Falkland Islands. There are about 1 million penguins of five different species on the islands, but that was closer to 10 million only 300 years ago. Part of the reason that so many penguins died off was because of how well the whale oil industry around the Falklands was doing in the 18th century. Apparently, you get whale oil by dragging the whales ashore, separating the blubber from their bodies, and rendering the fat into oil in gigantic vats of boiling water.
The Falkland Islands had plenty of whales, but they're mostly void of timber, and burning whale oil to render whale oil seemed a little silly. So how did the settlers make their Falkland outposts survive? "Francois, throw another penguin on the fire!" Yes, as it turned out, penguins made surprisingly good kindling, thanks to layers of protective (and, apparently, highly flammable) fat beneath their skin. And it didn't hurt that they're so easy to catch. Penguins are flightless and unafraid of humans, so anytime the rendering fires got low, whalers simply grabbed a penguin or two and tossed 'em in.
Fortunately for the penguins, humans weren't quite done with the Falklands yet. When the Britain and Argentina began fighting over the islands in 1982,
"[Argentina's] military laid down 25,000 landmines along the beaches and pastureland near the capital city to deter the British from reclaiming the area. So far, these landmines haven't killed anyone, but the well-marked and fenced-off explosive zones have made for prime penguin habitat. The penguins aren't heavy enough to set off the mines, but because sheep and humans are, the little guys have the minefields all to themselves. ... After all, signs warning "Keep away from the penguins" will never be as effective as "Keep away from the penguins - or die."
linkpost comment

how work causes stress [Apr. 8th, 2006|07:59 pm]
[mood | nervous]
[music |Mysterious Ways - U2]

From here:

"Meetings and More Meetings: The Relationship Between Meeting Load and the Daily Well-Being of Employees," Alexandra Luong and Steven G. Rogelberg, Group Dynamics: Theory, Research and Practice, vol. 9, no. 1, March 2005, pp 58-67. The authors explain that:
Meetings are an integral part of organizational life; however, few empirical studies have systematically examined the phenomenon and its effects on employees. By likening work meetings to interruptions and daily hassles, the authors proposed that meeting load (i.e. frequency and time spent) can affect employee well-being. For a period of 1 week, participants maintained daily work diaries of their meetings as well as daily self-reports of their well-being. Using heirarchical linear modeling analysis, the authors found a significant positive relationship between the number of meetings attended and daily fatigue as well as subjective workload (i.e. more meetings were associated with increased feelings of fatigue and workload).
linkpost comment

dancing with engineers [Apr. 7th, 2006|12:13 pm]
[mood | curious]
[music |How Lucky Can One Guy Be - Indigo Swing]

Even Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert, has gotten into the ballroom dancing craze that's sweeping the nation. During his first lesson, he didn't have much success figuring out where the beat was or where his feet were supposed to be on different beats. He finally asked his readers (perhaps rhetorically) what the algorithm was. In true geek fashion, they ignored the potentially rhetorical part and answered him.
It's easy. Waltz 3-step to 3-beat, first beat is downbeat: 1-2-3. Cha-cha is a 4-step to 4-beat, but the downbeat is the 2nd beat: 2-3-cha-cha-cha etc. Foxtrot is a 3-beat dance to a 4-beat time, so it's 1-2-3-and 4-1-2-and 3-4-1-and 2-3-4-and etc. Triple-swing is the same (rock-step triple-step triple-step rock-step), unless you add a grapevine or a promenade which adds a fourth beat. Tango is a 3-1/2 step dance to a 4-beat, unless you omit the toe-tap, in which case it's a 2-step, unless you add a twirl, in which case it's a 5 3/8-step. Rhumba is a 4-beat, pi/2-step dance if your shoe size is odd, or sqrt(-3) if your shoe size is even. See? Nothing to it.
I had the same problem the first time I tried swing dancing - it's a three beat dance to a four beat song! You get four bar words and eight bar phrases, neither of which is divisible by three. It's very puzzling.

I particularly liked when the poster started getting all irrational, and from there went straight to irrational AND imaginary. But what I don't understand is what happens if your shoe size includes a half, which is neither even or odd. Does that mean I need to learn how to maintain rhythm while moving to the beat on a non-Euclidian dance floor?

Just curious.
link3 comments|post comment

english [Apr. 4th, 2006|05:46 am]
[mood | content]
[music |Miami 2017 - Billy Joel]

I'm never sure which is the right way to say this. I've always thought that something piqued your interest. In the last day, I've seen articles that used both peak and peek instead. Anyone know which is right?
link3 comments|post comment

breasts in space [Apr. 1st, 2006|02:44 pm]
[mood | loved]
[music |The Way You Do The Things You Do - UB40]

I just saw an article that said that women with boob jobs will be banned from commercial space travel. "Bosses fear that implants may expand and burst due to cabin pressure — which will be lower than on normal planes."

For me, the best part of this article was realizing that, in some dingy building of some university campus, an underpaid grad student is performing vacuum tests on a wide variety of breast implants, trying to figure out what the risk level really is.
link1 comment|post comment

the power of (bad) music [Mar. 28th, 2006|06:38 am]
[mood | determined]
[music |I'm A Believer - Smash Mouth]

From here:

For most of us, the burden of fundraising usually means guilting friends and family into buying truckloads of cookies. But when a member of the U.S. Olympic women's gymnastics team was in danger of missing the games, her Missouri community took a slightly different approach to the art of door-to-door sales. To help out Courtney McCool, Kansas City's Mix 93.3 threatened to keep playing the Billy Ray Cyrus song "Achy Breaky Heart" over and over until the funds poured in. But is America's hatred for one country song enough to have them diving for their checkbooks? Well, yes. After playing the tune just 48 times in a row, the cruel and unusual fundraising method helped rake in $14,000.
linkpost comment

bunny suits [Mar. 24th, 2006|11:05 am]
[mood |blissful]
[music |Amazed - LoneStar]

Jay: "We could save time on our acoustic test by just taking the spacecraft to a punk rock club and leaving it there overnight."
Me: "Would we make everyone on the dance floor wear bunny suits?" =)

This conversation convinced me of three things.
1) Bunny Suits would be a good band name.
2) The band would probably look awfully similar to Devo.
3) I'd happily pay a $20 cover to go to a club that advertised "Satellite Testing Night."
link7 comments|post comment

unusual anniversaries [Mar. 22nd, 2006|05:52 pm]
[mood |goofy]
[music |Follow Through - Gavin DeGraw]

I realized today that I tend to celebrate lots of unusual events. It's not just my eccentric sense of time, but more that I'm excited by different things than I think most people are. It wasn't a big deal for me when I turned 30, or when I hit the five-year mark at my current job. None of these had much of an impact of me.

I graduated from college in June of 1997, and my first class reunion was in late July of 2000. It was our Pi Reunion, celebrating (approximately!) 3.14 years since graduation. My class was the first to have one of these, and now I understand it's become a geek tradition for all the classes that came after us. It wasn't my idea, but after I heard it, I wished it was! I still have my Pi glass and my Pi nametag from the event - they're promimently displayed in my office so that new people have a good reason to poke fun at me.

Common questions I typically get: No, we didn't have an e reunion. Yes, I sent an email to all my friends to celebrate 2 Pi years since graduation. Yes, even my good friends think I'm weird. No, I didn't go to the e2 reunion. Yes, I'm serious. No, please don't run away.

Likewise, I'm really excited about what happens at 5:11AM on June 4, 2007. It's almost 15 months away, but I've already got a note in my Palm to remember to wake up and do a little dance. That's when I'll be exactly one billion seconds old, and I think that's a pretty notable event to celebrate.

But more than either of these, I'm looking forward to April 14th. Not because it's an unusual or memorable number of minutes from something else or because it demonstrates what a geek I am, but because it's when I'll get to see [info]chial again.
link2 comments|post comment

navigation
[ viewing | most recent entries ]
[ go | earlier ]